“Giselle if this is you I will f*cking report you to the principal for cyber bullying AGAIN”
Two 14 year old weirdos pretend to be wolves on the internet battling TERFs, the man-o-sphere, and the biggest demon of all…puberty.
This form bending play fuses state of the art motion capture technology with live performance to bring the deep awkward corners of the internet to the stage; boldly exploring identity, community, and queerness.
This event is part of the 2025 Auckland Pride Festival.
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Kaiwhakaari | Actor
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Kaituhi | Playwright
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Kaiwhakaari | Actor
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Kaihautū | Producer
Ringatohu | Director
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Kaihoahoa | Video Designer / Digital Technologist
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Kaihoahoa tūrama | Lighting Designer
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Kaihoahoa | Scenic Designer
Kaiwhakaari | Actor
Kaituhi | Writer
Ringatohu | Director
Kaiwhakaari | Actor
Kaiwhakaari | Actor
Stage Manager
Operator
Set Designer
Sound Designer
Kaiwhakahaere Whakaari | Producer
All tickets to this event are General Admission and are currently available online.
$30 Pakeke (Standard Adult Ticket)
$20 Kaumātua (*Gold card)
$25 Hāpori (*Community Services card, *Equity Member)
$15 Rangatahi (*Student ID required)
$15 Tamaiti (Child 16 – 18yrs)
*Proof of claim is required, please have your ID card ready to present when attending the event.
For Tīkiti Tūru Wīra, select ‘Wheelchair Access’ section when booking online, then select a ticket price from the list presented.
If you need assistance with your booking please contact us at booking@tepoutheatre.nz
When you arrive at Corban Estate, follow the signs that lead to our whare.
CycleThere is a scenic cycle way that leads to Corban Estate Arts Centre. Lock your bike up in the bike stand available on site.
Bus & trainBus and train links arrive at Henderson Transport Centre, which is within walking distance to our whare. Check the public transport route in your area to plan your trip.
ParkingFollow parking directions as you enter into Corban Estate Arts Centre.
The Te Kōpua foyer, bar, kauta and pae tīkiti will be open 1 hour before show time. 
Our Bar serves a full range of beverages (non alcoholic and alcoholic) and snacks.
Our Kauta will be open for tasty bites before the show including steamed hāngī buns from The Hāngī Master, a vegetarian platter and a selection from ‘I Love Pies’.
🎟️ Our Pae Tīkiti (Box Office) will be open for ticket sales and pick ups.
Note: We no longer accept cash payments but welcome all major cards and paywave.
Our whare is accessible to wheelchairs and walkers.
To ensure you have the best visiting experience, contact us at ticketing@tepoutheatre.nz about your access needs so we can anticipate your visit.
Please note, your walker will need to be stored away during the performance so that it’s not a trip hazard to other patrons. An usher will return your walker to you whenever you need it.
Service animals are welcome at our whare. If you’re bringing a service animal to an event, contact us at ticketing@tepoutheatre.nz before your visit so we can anticipate your arrival.
We encourage you to share the gift of theatre by passing your ticket onto someone else to enjoy if you have to stay home.
PG 16
